Send-A-Plank 🪵💌

A wooden message from the heart (and the farm).

Say it with a plank. #PlankSomeone 

For just $20 (plus shipping), we’ll burn your custom message into a real piece of wood—then mail it directly to whoever needs to hear it. A love note, a roast, a reminder, a ritual. Whatever you need to get off your chest (or into someone else’s hands), we’ll plank it.

Every “plank” is sourced by hand from Y’allsWell Ranch and burned with care in our little barn studio in upstate New York. Each one helps fund our dream: a queer-owned wellness farm, retreat space, and community sanctuary.

🪵 How it works:

1. Type your message (max 50 words). Make it sweet, spicy, or sage-like.

2. Enter the recipient’s address.

3. We hand-burn it into a plank and ship it straight to their door.

🌾 Why it matters:

• 100% of profits help us buy land and build the real-life Y’allsWell Ranch.

• It’s a forever keepsake, made with real wood and queer joy.

• It’s cheaper than therapy, and a lot more fun than a greeting card.

📬 Ready to plank someone?
Drop your message in the box above and let the magic begin.

📏 A Quick Note on Kindness

Y’allsWell is a space for joy, healing, resistance—and respect. While we fully support your right to express yourself creatively, we do not allow messages that include:

• Hate speech or discriminatory language of any kind

• Bullying, harassment, or targeting of individuals or groups

• Profanity or obscene content

• Messages intended to intimidate, harm, or humiliate someone

We reserve the right to cancel and refund any order that violates this policy. Let’s keep this project rooted in love, levity, and care.

💖 Send-A-Plank is for connection, not cruelty.

🛡️ Section 2: Legal Release & Liability Waiver (For Terms & Conditions or Order Agreement)

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Legal Notice & Liability Waiver — Send-A-Plank

By purchasing this product, you agree to the following:

1. Content Responsibility
You, the purchaser, are fully responsible for the content of your message submitted through Send-A-Plank. Y’allsWell, LLC does not endorse or assume responsibility for the sentiments expressed in any message provided by the customer.

2. Content Review & Right to Refuse
Y’allsWell, LLC reserves the right to reject, refuse, or refund any submission that violates our content policy, including but not limited to:

• Hate speech, slurs, or discriminatory language

• Harassment, threats, or targeted bullying

• Profanity or vulgar content

• Incitement to violence or harm

3. Release of Liability
By participating in this offering, you expressly release and discharge Y’allsWell, LLC, its owners, agents, and affiliates from any and all liability for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential outcomes resulting from the creation, delivery, or receipt of a Send-A-Plank product, including emotional response, dispute, or interpersonal fallout. This includes, without limitation, liability for emotional distress or reputational impact.

4. Agreement to Terms
By submitting your order, you affirm that you are 18 years of age or older and agree to these terms in full.